Witze und andere lustige Sachen

Russisch party....

was ist denn daran lustig, bei uns auffem Dorfe geht es bei jeder Party so zu,

frag mal den welfenprinz

weiss nicht ob das hier schon kam, obs witzig oder lustig ist, bleibt jedem selbt überlassen

Mazurek war 66 minuten schneller.

Hannover und seine Lieder

Aus meinem Spamordner:

Zitat

Greetings,Pls let this not sound strange to you
for my only surviving lawyer who would have done this died early
this year.i prayed and got you email id from your countrys
chambers of commerce which i have been with my late husband and
liked to visit once more if God will in his infinite mercies.

I am Mrs Kim Abbott ,I am 51 years old,i am deaf and suffering
from a long time cancer of the lungs which also affected my
brain,from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating
and it is quite obvious that, according to my doctors they have
advised me that i may not live for the next two months,this is
because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.

I was brought up from a motherless babies home, was married to my
late husband for twenty years without a child.My husband died in a
fatal motor accident.Before his death we were true Christians. Since
his death I decided not to re-marry,I sold all my inherited
belongings and deposited all the sum of $18.5million dollars with a
finance firm.

Presently, I'm with my laptop in a hospital where I have been
undergoing treatment for cancer of the lungs. I have since lost my
ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few
months to live. It is my last wish to see that this money is invested
to any organisation of your choice and distributed each year among the
charity organization,the poor and the motherless babies home where i
come from.I want you God fearing, to also use this money to fund
churches, orphanages and widows.

I took this decision, before i rest in peace because my time will
soon be up. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the
contact of the finance house.I will also issue you a letter of
authority that will prove you as the new beneficiary of my fund.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I stated herein.
Hoping to hearing from you soon. Waiting for your reply.

Yours in Christ,
Mrs Kim Abbott

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Was eine tragische Geschichte....
Ich glaube, ich nehme die Kohle, richte eine Stiftung zu meinen Gunsten ein und verballer alles für Koks und Nutten.

Komm schon, am heutigen Tage alles für deinen Verein. Schick ihr doch martin@kind.de

@prickelpit:
Geld für die Nutten kannst Du Dir sparen. Ich leite Dir gerne ne Mail von Thomas weiter, die ich heute bekommen hab. Darin verspricht er astreine Tipps der Pornoindustrie, wie Du jede Frau rumkriegst.

Wir hatten ja hier vor geraumer Zeit dieses Harlem Shake- Gedöns hier im Thread. Eigentlich habe ich damit nichts am Hut, aber damals fand ich den ganz gut.
Vielleicht hat es ja auch schon jemand gepostet.... dann einfach ignorieren.

Berbatov.

Da gibt es auch ein schönes Video vom vermeintlich drögen Langweiler-Sport Snooker:

Simpsons Couch-Gag a la "Breaking Bad" (unbedingt bis zum Schluss schauen):

Für alle Büro-Berufstätiigen

wenn Ihr mal wieder Langeweile bei Eurer Arbeit habt

und dann zuhause noch schnell einen Papierflieger bauen

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/…680748589_999352313_n.jpg

was steht da?

Das ist koreanisch und heisst
Atombombe hat Chuck Norris

Hmmmmm, da ich wenig gehe/laufe und viel trinke bin ich also eine Spritschleuder

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